10 most VALUABLE PRISON COMMISSARY ITEMS prisoners can purchase

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1. Special thank you to the ENTIRE APS ARMY which is growing BIGGER by the day!!! I think at 400K we need to do something EPIC!!!! Definitely a HUGE GIVEAWAY!!! But what else do YOU think we should do..? I want to hear what YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE!!!

2. A shot of coffee is a deodorant cap full

3. Joe u ain't the only one who put peanut butter in their coffee. Ive done it and it really is nasty

4. As a swede 10 cups a Day sounds normal

5. White girls…mmmm

6. Peanut butter is high in potassium too not good for people with kidney problems

7. Pop wrecks your kidneys too

8. Lmao. This guy always sounds like he has a nasal infection.
   Edit: its prison. Protein needs? Peanut butter is too expensive . Be real. Y'all just suck each other off. 🤢

9. The best part is you can bribe guards with honey buns

10. I. Know. About. It. Been. There.

11. Man I guess that prison in Virginia where you come from is real treat a poor man can live like a king and that one man don't ever come to Missouri hell they Roman news is a dollar and a quarter

12. 9:05 ALRIGHT YOU CAUGHT ME! 😭😂

13. Milk in a bag, we had it in high school. No one was hard up enough to drink it. Tasted like the bag it came in.

14. Try 93 cents in jail in md for a single ramen. 33 cents was doc pricing

15. I've had stores in county and state institutions.. and believe it or not.. ANYTHING and EVERYTHING was sold 2 for 1.. or for whole trays. no round up…

16. For me it was batteries and coffee that were in highest demand (ramen too of course). Batteries esp because you are only allowed to buy 1 4-pack of batteries each commissary week. And the radios/mp3 players drained batteries so fast. You could run through that 4 pack of batteries in less than 2 days and then you'd be stuck not able to use it for the rest of the week.

17. Prison things that should not be commissary razors soap toothpaste toothbrushes shampoo AKA soap Etc. Luxury food items should be sold as commissary

18. Any kind of food that's not luxury like canned tuna or food would be considered condiments etc etc should not be on commissary bags of chips Honey buns chocolate bars candy should be as they are commissary

19. Like with alcohol or many other drugs, a person can build up a natural tolerance to caffeine over time, meaning that they're going to need more of it in order to feel the effects. I started drinking coffee on a daily basis when I was in the 6th grade and had a serious problem with energy drinks when I was in college. I'd definitely be the guy drinking multiple cups of coffee per day (in fact, I already am) but it wouldn't get me wired.

    Now, my best friend on the other hand went the last 5 years only drinking herbal teas, but never coffee. He was never a big coffee drinker to begin with mind you, but he went years without one single cup. I guess I might have been a bad influence on him becauae since we started hanging out, not only have we started drinking coffee together (something he never used to partake of. He used to just stick to his teas when I was drinking my coffee) but I went with him to Wal-Mart and helped him pick out his very first coffee maker. He still really feels it after just one cup though. The same can't be said of me.

20. Shit in San Antonio tuna packs are like 6 bucks. Bexar County be taxing big time

21. In Massachusetts DOC stamps are that shit man. The economy runs on books of stamps

22. guys making prison candy ? lol, here comes Jailhouse Willy Wonka.

23. Only commissary item prisoners need costs about a dollar fifty. A bullet to the head.

24. Hustling porn that's greasy just like bubbles would say 🤣🤣 thats hilarious though haha

25. Keep it going. Joe love it

26. Its called Salt Peter. Sorry us old. Folk with a nanny that is. Nurse

27. Your voice doesn't sound right

28. I'm a correctional officer and dude, some of the stuff I smell from those guys cooling has made me start eating it at home 🤣

29. 30 to $0.40 for ramen?!?!? Come to the Maine Department of Corrections we pay a dollar for ramen soup !!!

30. U can make bread makin fingers of coffee

31. What’s the song at the end lol have to know?!

32. Happy 4 year anniversary of this video

33. Prison Inflation Rate (4 year price update on commissary items. Can't imagine sodas are still $.49.

34. thanks joe!!

35. In Australia 🇦🇺 prison systems we call tuna pouches vagina pouches because of the stink of fish and also vegemite has always been banned in Aussie prisons because it has the main ingredient for beer and that’s yeast

36. I drank so much coffee they needed to put me on meds to sleep,usually 40mg of valium a day and I made some sweet deals with those vals,didn’t have to worry about paying for my own buy ups for a couple of months

37. In Aussie prisons international roast and nescafe was usually the top prison coffee,a tin of international roast is great and good to make good deals

38. In Aussie prisons we have cheesecake where inmates will throw in there batch of lollies and cream and milk and biscuits for the crunchy base and then we leave it in the common area fridge overnight and sometimes you will get some dumbshit steal most of the cake and you can guess what happens to him,he gets beaten up

39. Why is “Juine Cakes” your very favorite prison term brother!!?? 🤣🤣🍑👈

40. Honeybun hit holy shit lmfao

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