The NASTIEST Prison Habits

42 thoughts on “The NASTIEST Prison Habits”

1. What did you think about Daves nasty habit…? And don't forget to get your new "Stay Free" merch! https://teespring.com/APS_OFFICIAL

2. Ay, I was JUST picking my nose when you were talking about it. Shout out to all the N O S E P I C K E R S

3. dave made a MANPON

4. Dave is alright in my book. And he looks like he is a dead ringer for a real life South Park character. Look at him.

5. From Dave eating his buggers his feet being snarled and putting pads on I'm having crazy visuals 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yuck Dave lol

6. "you don't have to eat yourself!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

7. Right

8. Time to fight

9. Damn my dude you might need a diaper 🤦

10. Man Dave you're too damn funny brotha, I smell alotta stuff I'll check my shoes, socks, jeans, etc but I would never cup a fart and bring it up to my nose damn thats some shit.

11. I love APS . Dave gotta be one of the nastiest dudes. But he's honest about it 😂. Respect for that Dave.
    You woulda made time funny and go by . You are great LMAO 😂 😂.

12. DAWG!!!! Gaggin' my ass off!!!!

13. 😷 Ewww Dave. Just, ewww!

14. Humans are gross

15. Shout out to all of the nose miners out there! 😁

16. LoL

17. I don't know how I missed this one for so long but I'm not even halfway through and can't stop laughing thanks for all the good times in life keep going

18. Never trust a fart………

19. Mmmm toejam after dark stories by Dave.

20. UP CLOSE 3D SMELL!! HAAHAHHAAA

21. this episode is just torture

22. Jesus… 😂

23. Did anyone else catch that fart? 2:50

24. This is one of the funniest videos I've ever watched. It reminded me of a substitute teacher one of my kids had in grade school. He would dig in his butt then sniff his fingers. Well, it was parent/teacher conference time and he was still subbing…when I walked in he held his hand out to shake mine and I just stood there, staring at his outstretched hand. There was NO WAY I was about to shake his hand!!! It was a VERY awkward moment. The kids all called him Mr. Scratch-N-Sniff😆🤣😂😅

25. I’d love to talk to Dave.we have a lot in common.. I’ve been to Massachusetts state prison for dumb shit 7 years ago but I get a lot of joy out of this show.. guess that might say how sad my social life is but I don’t give a shit.. I’m enjoying my life.. god bless APS

26. You would think wearing poo poo pants would be a good deterrent against getting your cheeks busted

27. Idky I decided to watch this while eating

28. Punji trap in the bed

29. I wanted to rewind it because iy was so funny but I knew I would throw up

30. Ironically, it takes a real man to admit he wears sanitary towels.

31. Dave is gay, it's fine though. I been there before (the gay moments)

32. lmfao

33. Mis big gay dave hope he is staying clean

34. LMAO, they should put you in the Army before they put you in jail or prison baring certain crimes.

35. I had a cell mate who stank and not only did he stink the guy would pick his nose and put it under the chairs in the cell or the table the TV was on ,then he started to put his nose pickings under the bunk, that was the last straw cos he was on top and I was on bottom so when he put it under the bunk it was above my bunk,even though i was in his cell I through dude out I literally grabbed all his stuff and threw it out the cell,I just couldn't cope with that,I was in that cell for almost a month and not one time did he get a shower,he was disgusting,I'm surprised I lasted a month to be honest

36. Lmao he cracks me up. He said thats cannibalism.. He is so blunt I love it..

37. Omg Dave bruh I was watching this while on the squat rack and about died when you did the booger part omg.. I fkn love this shit and channel

38. This video legitimately makes me depressed

39. Yo that's weird af what dave was saying cuz I feel the pain dude if I'm ever having diaherrea or anything like that like I feel like I MIGHT poo myself, I'll fold up toilet paper or a paper towel and put it in my bum crack just in case ya know lol idk if I'd wanna put stuff In To just line my underwear tho, I do my thing so it kinda like corks it a little bit lol I don't like put it up in my ass just in my crack up against my booty hole lol but I'd think the way you do it you'd have to wipe doodoo off like your buttcheecks and everything cuz it still comes out then rubs up against you and moves around ya know…. Why not just basically cork it and prevent the literal shit show in the first place lololol

40. Dave you're cool but I really don't like your content too much a lot of stuff you talking about is just straight nasty that's not just nasty in prison its nasty out here in the Free World

41. Wafting… Wafting… Oh, that is magic.

42. Never ear nuts at the bar. Only 30 percent of people wash their hands after going to the bathroom so if you're eating nuts at the bar you are also eating the guy's nuts that is sitting next to you.

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