10 Things You Never Knew Prisoners Could Buy

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1. I just want to say thank you all for being a part of AfterPrisonShow. It’s truly means a lot to have you rock with us day in and day out. Major respect to everyone.

2. Did they give him a new pickle??!!

3. I could see the prisons selling calculators for ppl taking the GED

4. Joe your skits crack me up. I appreciate someone that makes me laugh. Thanks man.

5. All i want is a compilation of every time joe says “diiiiiiiiiiiiiiive” XD

6. You are funny as hell

7. A jack shack 🙈

8. Good stuff! For the algorithm

9. Micro pickle 😂

10. 10 things you never knew buy can prisoners 65:43:21

11. I got jumped by six guys while sleeping which hindered their ability to swing on me properly I stabbed the first one and went stupid with the number 9 padlock that had a laundry bag looped through it

12. There was this 1 girl she was 16 she like to 69 3x a day what is she ( tip the Calculator upside down)

13. If I had to guess the odd prices like $9.01 is because they rolled the price up to the nearest dollar amount for commissary so it rolls up to 950 or even $10 just because of that one penny

14. Tussin?? WTF is that? Cough Syrup has Dextromethorphan or DXM in it.

15. I met a girl once who showed me a catalog where you could order stuff for inmates like clothes and boots and headphones etc. I believe this was a catalog of items you couldn't get through regular commissary. The prices were pretty high. Any interest in doing a video on these catalogs? Thanks mang, I enjoy your videos

16. Toilet has suction. Rip ass on the toilet and flush it boom no beano needed

17. The calculator was for our commissary lists. We filled them out ahead of time.

18. I'd be rockin that Mjölnir all arround

19. Did he get another pickle?

20. You can Literally charge a phone with the solar power calculator. If you smart enough.

21. I hope you can be as happy today as you seemed back when you filmed this video

22. Calculator, perhaps someone can do a ged or some type of college classes?

23. I don’t get that. Why are razors 🪒 cheaper in prison then at the store for duel blades.

24. Knew a guy in county used the flex ruler and a few other things like bandaids to make a fleshlight….not even kidding.

25. Joe that's to much dive take it easy

26. 🧜‍♀️🤿

27. He handsome and all but why does he talk funny. Don't worry I get the same comment

28. Joe you're hilarious hhaahaha

29. I think cheap razor blades and bandaids is the state mocking you. Beano is probably mostly for the Muslim trays. How are you gonna tell us you can light a cigarette with a bic shaver and not EXPOUND upon that for the civilians here? 😝 Cleopatra wore frankensence.

30. I would buy a prayer rug just so I didn't have to put my feet on the cold floor. I have had Muslim caregivers forever and I have a prayer rug and I use it as a rug inside my front door for people to wipe their feet on and leave their shoes. None of them ever had a problem! But they weren't from some Muslim prison gang either! I know a reason can light a cigarette I was in the hospital for a solid year! I have used a Band-Aids for 100 things besides a cut. But I think like people in prison I always think on my feet and if something can't be done I will find a way to do it.

31. Arts and crafts need a ruler and other artistic endeavors.

32. I have a question. Are care packages no longer allowed to be sent to prisoners?

33. Most of these prices are cheaper than on the outside.

34. I am a boss I would be maxing out every commissary day.

35. I am stupid enough though to offer a roll to somebody else who is a friend. I don't ever give things to people anymore or very rarely birthdays and Christmas.

36. Frankincense is one of the gifts the wise men gave the baby Jesus. it is wonderful but you can't buy it in oil you need to purchase the resin and burn it. I want a Thor's hammer and I always have.

37. Where are the new apps episodes?

38. Been watching since 2017.

39. I hope a talent scout finds your videos.

40. Frankincense is good for migraine headaches.

41. I imagine calculators would be useful when writing up your commissary list 🤷‍♀️ making sure you get as much as you can get with the money you have and that you don’t go over your $$.

42. Those oils are good for putting in toilet before taking a sh*t helps stop it from smelling you show your cellie that trick and that they won’t have to smell you like they do with others is a great way to make sure you don’t got no problems.

43. The additional pennies they tac on is so they can get away with making the most money off of the inmates

44. How do you fight someone who is sleeping and end up losing the fight 🙄😅

45. Algebra homework with the calculator
    Geometry homework with the flexiruler

46. Well heres some math. Every 100 calculators its an extra dollar. Every 1000 its 10….there are over 2 million prisoners in the us….if half these inmates buy a calculator thats 10 grand extra off of just 1 penny.

47. That star of David probably gets ordered a lot by people other than jews… If you get what I'm saying.

48. Hey joe maybe one day I could post the list of all what u can buy . I’d love to know what all you can buy in a AMERICAN 🇺🇸 PRISON compared to what U can buy in a Canadian 🇨🇦 prison.

49. Lmao

50. They can buy Scott? Broun? Beltaine seyth; correct is thamk-you for the plastic brush & comb set. Not ok well thakx4evrythin lykke cousins corners

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