How To Violate Your Probation

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1. Update: currently on day 6 of the no smokey. Still cravin a cigarette though… any idea how long this will last for..?

2. Have you ever considered that the majority of people watching your videos already know what you are saying

3. I felt emotionally deranged the first two days I quit drinking (I wasn't that bad off, insomnia, unstable emotions, vivid nightmares, sweating, the normal symptoms) I was crying my eyes out at some FUNNY show. I think it was Parks and Rec for gods sake, that's how deranged my ass was.

4. 🤣🤣🤣 but with this story.. but with this story from… but with this story from no… lmao I just wonder what his edits look like! 😂😂 oh man gotta love joe!

5. Spreech..i so hard 2 quit smoking. How do u stop? I hate it.

6. What about like a small traffic ticket dose that count in the 72 hours thing? Like a seatbelt or ten over or less?

7. I was on probation and they had a list of things had to complete plus restitution and fines. I paid off the money I owed and they let me off.

8. Every time i went to probation i was told not to lie or it could get me in serious trouble (treat us like your best friends they tell you), So when the question came up of *what do you think of probation? i said i hated it, i was told you shouldn't have that kind of attitude and my probation officer said i take offence to me saying that, i then said so now you want me to lie and say i like coming here and having no rights, no privacy, and being told what to do?
   Also never call a probation officer "mate" they will basically tell you im not your mate, never will be, im just being "professional" so there goes the treat me like a best friend scenario lol

9. Lmao that lady from my probation office always say 'cant you see that im busy' lmaoooo mad fucking rude lmao

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11. I only had a two year probation but during covid FUCK is job searching damn near impossible so far I've done about a year and 8 months and still don't have a job any pointers?

12. You cant drink alcohol on probation these mother fuckers dont made it to were I cant smoke weed now I cant substitute the lack of weed with a few beer ……gawwwwwwwdddd damnnnnnnnnnn

13. Sounds like the army

14. How’s 5 years? Don’t like it? Well that’s where ya goin 🥴

15. Currently on probation I’m definitely gonna obey everything my life is worth more than going to jail

16. You a Scientologist cult member Joe, flaunting your Clearwater colors?

17. It was a good video

18. Me : never done anything bad or illegal (except for watching movies or anime online for free)
    Also me : WRITE IT DOWN WRITE IT DOWN

19. How to violate your probation:
    1. Stab a guy in the street

20. you aint a hustler till you sellin stuff on facebook

21. Knocked it out the park w/ this one! 😂

22. I flew all over the country while on probation! I was nervous as hell the entire time, but I wasn’t going to play by their rules when they never played by the rules! I always thought the TSA screeners were gonna snatch me up or that the cops would be waiting on the jetway when I got to my destination….but I got away with it. I felt that since I was not doing anything illegal I should be allowed. I regret nothing.

23. Maaaaan I’m about to be on misdemeanor probation, any suggestions on how to make it through?

24. So I got a suspended sentence but haven’t got in any trouble since my last court date but I missed my probation calls due to being asleep will I likely go to prison even if I say I’ve been working and I’ve been really tired recently?
    Uk

25. I’m not aloud to leave my county and I’m required to have a job

26. Just got put on 2 years of probation wish me goddamn luck smh

27. I know someone who bought "clean" urine for $50. It was dirty….her probbie officer nailed her ass to the wall.

28. Oh, Joe. I quit in 1996 and it was so hard I thought I'd die. I gained 30 pounds. The desire lasts a long time, but gets a bit less each day.

29. Joe, why you hanging out in male strip clubs??? 🤔😂

30. Osceola county paperwork was signed right in the courtroom…the agreement was a done deal way before the first visit.

31. Dude never been to a slayer concert because yes Battle Royals happen in real life…

32. If you run into your PO at a titty bar, you jus bought his night in the VIP….thats how that shit would go….

33. The prison system is the way it is because of private prisons and the fact that slavery is completely legal for the punishment of a crime.

34. In Australia 🇦🇺 prisons these days if you are a heavy smoker and because tobacco is illegal in all Aussie prisons it would be horrible because when you were able to smoke cigarettes in prison u look forward for your first ciggy but these days u look forward for withdrawal from tobacco

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