Things You Should Never Say In Prison

40 thoughts on “Things You Should Never Say In Prison”

1. Gay Dave…why you under the desk?

2. @0:47 GD 74

3. Lol, the broken seagull. RIP.

4. Bitches man…

5. I miss these days man. You and "gay dave" could have had your own channel

6. Don’t know if u will see this but a good video idea Review 60 days in promise the content is going to elevate your subscribers to another level

7. "gay-nazi-stfu-gay-dave is his name, copping a plea with peaces is his job by day, breaking the shit outta his leg trying to tarp down fucked up & otherwise broken rooves in the middle of a hurricane is his occupation by night!!! fret not, for gay dave does night fight but rather, you're better of taking a flight because, try as you might, gay Dave's gonna make sure that you, yes you, is alllllllllllright!!!!"

   a poem by Alexandar Micheal Hendel.

   gay as he is, we love him, Dave [and all of his personalities] with all of our combined heart!

8. Can I eat you're meat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9. Lol

10. Really like Dave on the show…..keep them coming…..

11. Is there a picture / sketch of this turtle suit somewhere (without the nudity)? I am trying to imagine it.

12. Wow, "knees in the neck" -> Fast forward 3 years to George Floyd. :O Haunting.

13. Where men are men and sheep are nervous…..lol

14. Did he say knees in your neck??
    🤢

15. Pink and purple prison sausage???
    Maaaaaan, he has been beating his meat FEROCIOUSLY

16. 7:30 So he's from Mississippi lol.

17. Is that a KKK tat on your mate CHEST ??

18. OMG my name is Junie.

19. Russia prison worser

20. We just called it a 5 point. Scares the shit outta you at first.

21. Find you a girl that looks at you the way Dave looks at Joe.

22. You need your own animated series for your prison stories 😁

23. Nah for real joe stop dodging me where is my white aps hoodie it might be cheap where you are but I’m in Australia and it cost me $81.00 it’s been six weeks and still nothing tell me to my face you robbed me!

24. You were in Norfolk dude??

25. Let's go head and diiiveee we beed this joe back these videos back and dave back the dynamic between tjem is whay made aps blow ip

26. I wanna clean Dave’s glasses so bad!

27. Suicide watch sucks bro. Especially with the 4 point chair

28. That picture of that joker wannabe in the mugshot. Lol

29. I need my cell house and there wwlas this young kid came in and people called him applebottem and thats what everyone called him he aslo played peanuckle 2 friends and a stranger seen him lose 4 or 5 hundred dollars that afternoon yea haven't thought about old applebottem shit the memories you guys bringe up

30. Have you considered selling JUNY CAKES at gas stations?

31. These guys are so funny. I'm at work cracking up!!

32. Don’t know if I want to know shocking I’ve ever seen don’t get in trouble in the first place to say nothing else just want to unforeseen forgot

33. Do you think of those places one word comes to mind Charles Manson and that was before I was born and that was some really shocking shit I only heard about these kind of places on the news that was enough for me I’m not saying everybody does it’s bad stuff but it’s just a place you don’t want to do never been there or not I’ll find out I’d rather work scrubbing toilets and go there and that’s pretty bad

34. Throat spray!

35. I need a broke wing hoodie!

36. That was hilarious, You and Dave play off each other super well

37. Thanks Joe!

38. Looking at the art work behind you, your fantastic!!! You have talent for sure

39. The buck chair is the ultimate strap on😃😂

40. Great video Joe and Dave.your both looking smart 😻 👌👍 ..hope your both well .lots of crazy things happen in prison I'm told . 😥 .stay safe .much love and godbless 🙏 💘😻

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