Top 10 “Florida Man Arrested” Stories

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1. it’s pronounced (pad-jit) lol

2. Dude i don't know and i live in Florida dade county

3. Lol I knew a kid in juvie who got a DUI on a bicycle

4. 😂😂😂😂😂

5. They will give u a DUI here in Florida for riding a bicycle even riding a horse it's crazy

6. Hey Joe,
   I live in FL and did the bday thing. Sept 25th. Florida man throws bicycle off bridge then other man off bridge lol.
   You and your wonderful wife should definitely move here.
   Only been watching videos for almost two weeks but I’m hooked. Never been in prison but hubby has been in jail a few times when much younger. He’s behaving now thank God . You were born to do this show. The commentary is amazingly funny 🤣😂😆

7. It's the heat ,bugs, …. everyone one from FL. Is a little crazy. And yes you can get arrested for nearly anything here.
   Hell some small towns still keep 100 yr. Old law's on the books to hit extra charges. Don't spit on some towns side walks. 50$ cash fine and up to 30 days in jail.

8. saw 2 florida man stories today tho they weren't recent stories 1 a naked florida guy jumping up and down on cars which shut down a highway and the other one was florida mans stolen tv falls off back of getaway scooter

9. Hey me and Joe share a birthday

10. I lived in Florida a few years ago. We had a lady who lived in our neighborhood whom everyone called "Crazy Rosie". This woman would walk around talking to trees, she would politely ask the benches, before sitting down, if it was OK for her to sit on them…and would stand there waiting for them to ANSWER!!! She got arrested (MORE than once) for having VERY loud arguments with the gas pumps on the corner of our street because she refused to leave the premises and people could not get to the pump to get fuel. She would cart a boom box around the neighborhood, 1980's style (on her shoulder, speaker up to her ear), dancing to and singing loudly along with the music that ONLY SHE COULD HEAR because there was no battery back on the boom box and NO batteries inside!!! She would also run out in to the street and stop our cars to have conversations and/Or arguments with our CARS!!! She caused MANY traffic jams with her crazy antics. I have to admit one thing though, having Crazy Rosie in the neighborhood made for lots of free entertainment😉😆🤣😂😅

11. This was my Florida Man story for my birthday lol

    MAY 11 FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER HIDING LEGLESS, FUGITIVE GIRLFRIEND IN STORAGE BIN

12. yo joe really is funny, his comedy is getting better and better

13. As a Floridian, it's not pronounced "O-Ca-La", It's pronounced "O-CAL-A"

14. Florida Man Arrested By Police After Demanding Cash and Donuts From Krispy Kreme

    Lol, this was mine

15. Palm beach Florida Boy !!!

16. Hey Joe I live here in dunnellon Florida and their are some dumb ads people around here lol

17. I lived there for six months now I don’t live at all

18. "Florida man found dead covered with kissing bugs"! I cannot take the bugs I would be screaming constantly!!!

19. 60 year old Florida man has no criminal record

    I’m kidding, That'd damn sure be newsworthy tho no?

20. I don't know the guy in the first story, but shit… we have the same last name
    By the way, it's pronounced "Pa-jet"

21. miss these crazy stories

22. I got rearrested/imprisoned. 3 and a half hours later on threats to kill charges.
    Joke is it took me 3 hours to get home from the prison so in my city for just 30 minutes!!!

23. I went to jail and met a guy in there he was there for 6 months already and counting for throwing a plate at his foster sister it aint break or nun either lmao

24. Florida has it all! Alligators, Cubans, drugs , Mickey Mouse, crocodiles, Eagles, Disney World, every restaurant known to man, Hurricanes, homeless people, mediocre test scores. Swimming pools. Movie stars and the largest senior citizens population in the world – they dive!!! Any way the Ocean has many street people ! A nice place to visit , but I would never live there, alligators in your yard- hell no!!!

25. Pancakes are not just for breakfast.
    They're good any time.
    🙂

26. As strange as it is the Florida woman's posts are funny as hell. Search 04/25. First two are a woman who trying to get off an undercover cop for chicken nuggets.
    The second is a woman beating on a man with a candy bar.

27. This is not work

28. As I was watching the story about 15 minute Freeman, I said the same thing Joe said at the same time "Who the hell bonded that man out" Crazy stories. And my birthday is March 12th

29. Unless they suspect you of committing a crime you do not have to I.D. We’ve gotten to the point where everyone acts like cops are your masters

30. Texas California and Florida are always going crazy! Really almost every state has there certain prisons that are horrible!

31. Sulfur Joe, we got sulfur in our water

32. I knew this dipshit that got 2 dui's in one night. Thought that was the worst I ever heard but arrested in the parking lot outside the jail? Wow…just wow

33. Your intro is to long

34. Seriously joe dont move to florida between the vicious seniors and the drug addicts florida is a hole you get sucked into and can never get out

35. Would never move to florida.

36. No alligator 🐊 near the dogs

37. My name's Nathaniel I live in Daytona Beach Florida there is a story in the news probably two or three weeks ago of a man robbing a McDonald's with an alligator through the drive-thru window definitely got to check that out it was nuts completely insane. And yes all of us Floridians are crazy and do stupid s*** like that it's actually kind of comical to us we think it's funny at times before and after we do it.

38. Who the fuck eats spaghetti with there hands tho lmao

39. its all that cocoina that have floded the water of florida that they drink lol since we hear all these stupit storyies from florida lol

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