Move Over Trade War, We're In A 'Straw War' Now

Having decimated the republic and a 12-pc chicken bucket, supreme leader Trump turns his merciless tyranny on the peaceful paper straw resistance. #Colbert #LSSC #ColdOpens

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  1. You know, I don't mind if you want to live like there's no tomorrow, but to do it to your children and to their children too is way harsh man. So go ahead an use your plastic straws. they're a symbol of your obtuseness. for those to whom I write I know you need a definition. Obtuseness: "not quick or alert in perception, feeling, or intellect; not sensitive or observant; dull. not sharp, acute, or pointed; blunt in form. (of a leaf, petal, etc.) rounded at the extremity."

  2. Buy plastic straws now before the tariffs go up! If the name Trump's on it you don't know where it's coming from where it's been or who's been sucking on it.!

  3. What a bunch of BS and the only reason Starbucks is getting away with not giving straws away is because they're framing it is environmental friendly when the truth is is that they're looking at their bottom line and exploiting an opportunity

  4. I agree that paper straws don't work but my first instinct was to buy a reusable metal one… Maybe global warming is a good thing after all. At least all the idiots will be dead. .-.

  5. Here’s the bottom line
    Plastic straws will never decompose and continue to harm our environment forever hurting ocean life and more
    Paper straws will add much more carbon emissions to create and contribute to climate change

    Solution: don’t use straws if it’s not necessary

  6. This dude is gonna say, suck ,fuck ,jump, talk,make ,take ,do what ever he has to in order to keep the lights on and milke everything with his name on it .till he's out ..what else can he do.right

  7. Paper straws are shit! If I get a large drink at lunch it’ll take 1 to 2 hours to drink it… the other day I started sucking up paper 🤮 they don’t last long enough!

  8. You know instead of CGI Jabba the Hutt in the next one, maybe they could just get the yam in a bathing suit; he'll be looking for work by then. His entire goddamn cabinet would make good filling for the canteen scene, too.

  9. For the same ten-dollar cost of a TRUMP straw one can get a handful of silicone straws that collapse into a carrying case (and reform back).

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